So I go to my doctor, and I say “Doctor, when I stand up, I get this pain in my chest.” And the doctor says “Well, let’s see about that. Does this happen when you stand up from a sitting position?”
“Yes,” I say.
So the doctor sits down in a chair and then stands up. “Hm,” says the doctor, “I don’t feel anything. There’s no problem as far as I can tell.” And he walks out the door.