1. If it's a task that you know how to do, you're going to under-budget it.
2. If it's a task that you don't know how to do, you're going to under-budget it by a lot.
3. The client always follows Rule 2.
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Showing posts with label snark. Show all posts
Saturday, September 12, 2020
Thursday, March 28, 2019
Aphorism of the Day
"I used a standard technique" is just another way to say "I didn't think at all."
Friday, March 16, 2018
Tech Support Allegory
So I go to my doctor, and I say “Doctor, when I stand up, I get this pain in my chest.” And the doctor says “Well, let’s see about that. Does this happen when you stand up from a sitting position?”
“Yes,” I say.
So the doctor sits down in a chair and then stands up. “Hm,” says the doctor, “I don’t feel anything. There’s no problem as far as I can tell.” And he walks out the door.
“Yes,” I say.
So the doctor sits down in a chair and then stands up. “Hm,” says the doctor, “I don’t feel anything. There’s no problem as far as I can tell.” And he walks out the door.
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